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Parody Flash: Trump Appoints Hannibal Lecter as White House Head Chef!
Just kidding. But maybe only a little?
Okay, so I’m engaging in a little hyperbolic parody … though arguably very little.
Have you been watching the Once and Future Prez handing out the I-must-one-up-myself tickets to his Cabinet Show?
Holy Moly!
Matt Gaetz as AG! Ordinarily, I would be delighted if that jackass resigned from Congress. But please … does he have to be AG to get him outta there?
How about the ethics investigation get finished and the report published?
But wait, that’s why he resigned so quickly, right? It’s the notion that no longer being an active member of congress he can put the kibosh on the investigation and report.
We shall see.
And arguably the most ignorant Senator there is, Lindsey Graham, spoke out and argued that everyone should “give Matt a chance.”
Lindsey, grrlll, how’d that work out the last time you urged such a thing, like regarding Trump?
That brings to mind Trump himself asking … “What have you got to lose?”
Oh, nothing much … only a democracy.
