Why Our Warp Engines Can’t Get Us Out of Trump’s Alternate Universe

It’s become like a black hole, sucking all matter and even light into it

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On the Starship Enterprise: Captain James T. Kirk: Engineering…bridge. Scotty, I need super-maximum warp speed now or we’re all going to die— we’re not moving away from the black hole even at full warp. Scotty: Captain, it’s at…