Trump: I Know More About Everything Than Anyone Else Does

The guys at the bar who claim to know more about anything than anyone else? They’re drunk … what’s Trump’s excuse, since he doesn’t drink?

Gippolito Ndp
3 min readSep 27, 2024
Photo by Josh Hild on Unsplash

The other day I was sitting (unfortunately) at the corner of a bar, with one loudmouth to my right and another loudmouth to my left, both evidently experts on professional baseball and professional football and neither having anything meaningful to say about either.

I just wanted my Beefeater martini, shaken not stirred, clean and very dry, and with two olives. I’m a bit of a purist these days. It’s only a couple days a week, but I’m afraid that I insist; but somehow, I must listen to experts on these mundanities while I relax.

I was sort of OK with that loudmouth sporting stuff (having only a passing interest in either), but then arose other topics, like politics.

Ruh, roh, sayeth Scooby Doo.

I’ll skip over the attacks on and denigrations of Kamala Harris — few of which had any relation to anything other than her gender, her color or her family roots — and pass to how sublime, how prescient (they didn’t use those words, of course) and how amazing was their hero, Donald Trump.

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Gippolito Ndp

Dad, G-dad, veteran, semi-retired lawyer, archaeologist, writer